So, you’re a Seattle artist—a band, DJ, aerialist, drag monarch, interpretive mime with a fog machine? Whatever. You’ve got a show coming up, and you want it documented by a real-life medium-time photographer who’ll roll in, shoot more photos than an over-caffeinated paparazzo, and disappear like a legend. Here’s the setup: you get me an all-access pass, and I’ll get you an unholy stack of artsy, weirdly flattering shots for you to use anywhere (just no transferring the rights to anybody else). Let’s make art!